1. The doctor said to the woman: "I don't like the looks of your husband."

Her response: "Neither do I, but he is good to the children."

2. As the old man arrived home, his relieved wife greeted him with the words: "Thank goodness you're home safe! The news reported about a car driving the wrong way on the freeway."

He replied, "There wasn't just one, there were hundreds!"

3. What has four legs and one arm?

Answer: A Rottweiler.

4. What do you call a line of rabbits that takes one step backward?

Answer: A receding hare line.

5. The rich Texan bragged about the size of his ranch: "It takes me three days to drive around it."

Friend, to whom he was bragging: "I had a truck like that once."