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Introduction
I realize that I’m a pretty dead stick. I don’t have toys like everyone else has. I’m not interested in balls and sports. I don’t have a boat or skis or 4-wheelers. But I do like to write.
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Table of Contents for “That Ye May Learn Wisdom”
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Cover of “That Ye May Learn Wisdom”
Read MoreNow’s A Good Time to Pray
Prescript:
Two days ago Ila called and asked for my story about the sailor who was contemplating suicide. (See Saving the Sailor in this book). She wanted to use it for the devotional thought that she was to give in seminary the next morning. That’s why I posted that particular story on yesterday’s blog (11 Sept. 2012).
The Covey
The quail were working the block of bird-seed. I was sitting at the table eating breakfast and watching them.
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Young James valued his legs. He didn’t know that he valued his legs. In fact, he never even thought about them, but he was grateful that he was able to do everything that a good set of legs allowed him to do. Each day when he got off the bus after a day at school, he changed clothes, and immediately set off on a long hike up in the woods above his house. The hikes relieved the stresses of the day. Out there in the mountains he didn’t have to worry about relationships, false friends, or about what people thought of him. Nature was his friend. He knew every nook and cranny and secret place on that side of the mountain. He’d been to the top of the 8,000-foot peak, and had visited every lake that was within a day’s hike of his house.
Read MoreArthritis
Thursday 15 August 1991
The Tuesday before last I lifted a rock incorrectly while camping with Matt and Wells Holmes. By Saturday evening I was in the worst pain any session with my back has ever given me. I could barely shuffle, I couldn’t sit, stand or lie down. By Monday morning I was blacking out when I stood up.
The Great Escape
The first thing I remembered was my prison being rolled around with me inside it. I guess I had been dimly aware of its walls before that, and I’d been comfortable enough; but all of a sudden I became very aware and just had to get out.
Read MoreThe Bishop’s Wife
She stands 5’6″, and weighs 120 when she’s “fat”. When she’s thin she’s weighed 98. That’s after she’d nursed the baby for eight months, at which point her husband made her quit. All told, she’s probably lost 320 pounds over a span of 13 years.—A new dieting record? No. Just the 40-pound weight gain and loss with each of her eight babies.
Read MoreCutting the Gem
As a new father one of my most vivid memories is of coming home from work and finding my little wife rocking her crying baby. The unusual thing about this was that she was crying, too. She was tired, frustrated, unable to comfort her child, and sure that she was neither smart enough nor capable enough to be a mother.
Read MoreThe Cowbell
A little way up Hunt Mountain, through the trees, and over a rise is a strange little cove. Here is one of the few spots in the Willow Creek drainage that has a hill with a southern exposure. The mostly treeless, semicircular hill is not more than an acre in area. It has a microclimate all its own. The snow melts sooner. The flowers bloom earlier. May 2nd, and the wild strawberries are in full blossom. An Oregon Grape has sent out two fully-developed spikes just ready to turn yellow. The short bushes are leafed out. The grass, though sparse, is tall and green.
Read MoreAn Instrument in His Hands
While I was stationed in Yokosuka, Japan, my ship was dry docked, so I was a permanent member of the branch on shore. That made me available to my branch president for spur-of-the-moment assignments.
Read MoreSaving the Sailor
An incident occurred while I was a sailor serving on a ship based in Japan. The branch of the Church met in a little chapel on the base at Yokosuka. One Sunday I was standing at the door greeting people as an unfamiliar sailor approached. I welcomed him to church, and he said, “How do I go about joining this church?” My friend and I replied that he’d have to take the six missionary discussions, and that he and I would be happy to give them to him since there weren’t any full-time missionaries serving there.
Read MoreLeaving the Ninety-and-Nine
One Sunday morning when I was bishop, I was seated on the stand. Sacrament meeting had begun. As I looked out over the congregation I realized that one of my flock was missing. Sister Mensing, a widow in her sixties, wasn’t in her usual place. That struck me as odd. Many other people had missed church before, and I hadn’t done anything about it, but this time something inside me impelled me to check on her. I rose, and walked out of the meeting to my office where I telephoned her.
Read MoreThe Man and the Clock
Once upon a time there was a man who had a wife and a clock. The man loved his wife, the wife loved her husband, and the man liked his clock. They all lived together very happily.
Read MoreThe Luckiest Boy in the World
Jamie was a boy with a talent. It was a talent that no one else in the history of the world had ever had. Jamie was able to find four-leaf clovers. He could walk through a patch of clover and just see them. If there was a four-leaf clover in the patch, he’d see it. His eyes would scan the patch and pick out patterns that were out of the ordinary.
Read MoreThe Thunder Shouter
Grampa lived a half mile up the hill in a log house. Behind the house were five huge pine trees. Behind the trees were the mountains.
The mountains were 9000 feet high and were covered with forests. Grampa loved the mountains and the forests, and he loved his mountain valley.
Barefoot All Summer
Jamie was a farm boy. The farm was an exciting place to live. There were lots of things to do on the farm.
Every morning Jamie woke up with feelings of excitement and anticipation. He’d dress and eat breakfast as fast as he could so that he could get started with the day’s adventures as quickly as possible.
The Boy Who Liked to Pretend
Jamie was a boy who spent his time pretending. He played with his big brother, and he played with his little sister; but when he was alone, he pretended. He liked to play with others, but he also liked to play alone because he pretended exciting things.
Read MoreThe Boy Who Chased Rainbows
“Look at that beautiful rainbow,” Jamie’s mother said. Jamie’s father added, “Did you know that there’s a pot of gold buried at the end of the rainbow, Jamie?”
Read MoreThe Boy Who Looked Under Rocks
“Come on, Jamie,” his dad said. “Let’s go down to the pond. I’ll show you what I used to do when I was a boy.”
Read MoreA Little Girl and a Hospital
It was dull lying there in the hospital bed. Margie had only been in Portland for three days, but to a twelve-year-old girl, it seemed like forever. Margie’s mother was with her, sitting beside her bed; but Margie missed her home, her daddy, her brothers and sisters, school, and playing in the back yard.
Read MoreWhat Does That Button Do?
Jamie was in, out of, under, and behind the chairs. He was waiting for the doctor to come into the examination room.
And he was nervous. He couldn’t hold still. He crawled under his dad’s chair, thinking that he’d hide there from the doctor.
Riding Upon a Colt
Hannah was making cakes in the tiny, quiet house when suddenly its door burst open.
“Come see what Mara has done!” Jacob said excitedly. He turned and limped away as Hannah shouted after him, “Did she have her foal?”
Where the Grass is Greener
It had been a long winter. The snow was finally gone, and grass was making the neighbor’s field green. But on the side of the fence where the cows were, the ground still looked brown and barren. Grass was trying to grow there, too, but the cows kept every blade nipped off right at ground level.
Read MoreSong of the Swallow
Jamie was mad when he heard what his uncle had done. Uncle Andy had taken a nest of baby bluebirds, and had thrown it into the creek! The nest had been up under the eaves outside Andy’s room. He said that the chirping birds were keeping him awake.
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Table of Contents for “Stories for My Grandchildren”
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We built an 800-square-foot addition onto the north end of our house in 1985. We had two purposes in mind when doing it. One was that we had eight children and two adults crammed into our four-bedroom house. The other was the expectation that we’d also eventually have to make room for Grandma. The additional 800 square feet turned our house into a 7-bedroom home.
Read MoreThe Wood-Gittin’ Outfit
“Let’s go get the Wood Gittin’ Outfit,” my son said.
“OK,” I said unthinkingly, and thus innocently threw myself headfirst into one of life’s experiences.
Music
Music has been one of the major defining elements of our family. If I were to list the elements that make our family what it is, I’d have to list the Church and the gospel of Jesus Christ as number one. They have had the greatest influence. Number two would be the farm, and music would be number three.
Read MoreProfundities
“Hey, Red, do you want to hear a profane joke?” Matt asked a fellow worker on his California construction crew.
Red looked startled. “Not from you!” he replied.
Christmas at Wal-Mart
I went Christmas shopping Saturday with my wife. This is a thing that we do once annually. It’s a pretend date. I pretend to be cheerful, and she pretends that I’m fun to be with.
Read MoreJamie
If one was to select the four most sobering, life-changing words in the English language, they might be the announcement of a wife to her husband, “I think I’m pregnant.”
Read MoreHiking
Take any Kerns boy, set his feet on a trail, point him toward a mountain, and he’ll outhike any companion—human or equine.—Canine, too.
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My parents had a 7-year-old girl and a 5-year-old boy when they moved to Eastern Oregon in 1939. The only paved road was the main highway connecting the three communities in the valley.
Read MoreCanine Companions
Some people, principally those who are childless, become very attached to their pets. The pet takes the place of the child, and receives the love and attention that would have been lavished on the child.
Read MoreScare-Mongering
One of the great recreations and pleasures of life is scaring the bejeebers out of friends and family. Some might consider this a perverted way to get one’s jollies; but the challenge and anticipation of inventing a really good scare, and the satisfaction and hilarious recountings of successful escapades can only be fully appreciated by true aficionados.
Read MoreLivestock (Geese)
Goats aren’t the only hand-me-down livestock that circulates through farm communities. Geese are another popular gift item. Ours came from a neighbor.
Read MoreLivestock (Goats)
Many of our family’s experiences are related to the various kinds of animals that have passed through our farm. At one time or another nearly every species of domesticated animal or bird has called our place home. Some of the less common creatures have been the cause of some of the most memorable experiences.
Read MoreWildlife (Deer and Elk)
Our farm is home to many deer and is part of the range used by 150 head of elk. On fall evenings 25-30 head of deer can be counted in the field just below the house. After dark the herd moves into the yard and garden where they eat wasted vegetables, raspberry leaves, and fallen fruit. On moonlight nights one can sit in the darkened living room and watch the deer browse and play in the yard. Since they’re there every night, Annie generally ignores them or sleeps through their silent presence. We generally tolerate them, too, because they’re pretty and graceful and are just a part of living here. They don’t do much damage, except when one makes a summer visit and nips off all the kohlrabi plants.
Read MoreWildlife (Skunks and Coons)
Other wildlife that affect our existence are skunks and coons. The skunks, being good mousers, are welcome as long as they behave themselves. The dogs can’t tolerate their presence, but eventually learn to leave them alone.
Read MoreWildlife (Rodents)
The wildlife that Margie has zero tolerance for is rodents. She even tolerates obnoxious cats that prevent graceful exits from the house and which insist upon walking exactly where her next foot will be placed. They are tolerable only because their favorite food is intolerable. Mice in the house and gophers in the garden work a marvelous transformation on Margie’s calm, placid demeanor. For this reason her husband goes all out to catch any mouse whose presence in the house is detected.
Read MoreWildlife (Birds and Cherries)
Margie was always very tolerant about Amy’s birds, cleaning up after them, and even feeding them while Amy was at school. Margie has always liked birds, but her toleration stops when birds invade her cherry orchard. Every July a major war is declared between Margie, on one hand, and robins, starlings and magpies on the other.
Read MoreWildlife (Birds)
Amy’s acts of compassion toward critters have, in fact, rarely been appreciated by any of her human associates. Each year she’d tame the litter of kittens in the woodpile. The kittens would grow to be cats that would launch themselves at the screen door the moment someone opened the inner door. It’s disconcerting to open a door to be greeted by 10 flying felines hitting the screen yowling and clawing just inches from your face. It’s tiring to have to always exit your house kicking to keep cats from entering. It’s sad and disgusting to start the car on a cold day only to have it clunk loudly as the fan belt exterminates a cat that has crawled onto the engine block to enjoy the warmth.
Read MoreWildlife (Snake)
Living as we do in a house full of imaginative kids, life stays on the exciting end of the spectrum. Sometimes the indicator needle even pegs over to the “wild” mark.
All of the wild life around here is not solely due to the kids, however. Some of the wildlife is indigenous. Usually, though it’s the kids who bring it home.
Dating
A family rule was established early in our married life which stated that there would be no dating before the age of sixteen. It was a great rule. It eliminated lots of problems, was never resented by any of the kids, and was frequently used by the girls as a graceful way to say no to unwanted invitations from boys. Heidi used it a lot. “Thanks,” she’d say, “but I’m not allowed to date until I’m sixteen.”
Read MoreWindows
Our house is situated at the end of the road on a farm on the lower slopes of the Elkhorn Mountains. Eight thousand-foot-high Hunt Mountain rises from our back yard. It’s so close and so high that one can’t see the summit when sitting in the living room and looking out the picture window to the west. The window is 4′ x 8′ and makes a magnificent framed picture of a breath-taking mountain scene.
Read MoreGames and Activities
Imaginations are wonderful things, especially to children. With an imagination, a kid can be anything and go anywhere. The sky’s the limit. Multiply a kid’s imagination by nine and things start happening.
Read MoreLife with Nine Kids and No TV
Heidi’s health class was given the world’s dumbest assignment. For three weeks each student was to carry a 10-pound bag of sugar around everywhere he went. The sugar represented a baby. The exercise was to teach the young people what it’s like to have the responsibility of a baby 24 hours a day.
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