Grandma

We built an 800-square-foot addition onto the north end of our house in 1985. We had two purposes in mind when doing it. One was that we had eight children and two adults crammed into our four-bedroom house. The other was the expectation that we’d also eventually have to make room for Grandma. The additional 800 square feet turned our house into a 7-bedroom home.

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The Wood-Gittin’ Outfit

“Let’s go get the Wood Gittin’ Outfit,” my son said.
“OK,” I said unthinkingly, and thus innocently threw myself headfirst into one of life’s experiences.

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Music

Music has been one of the major defining elements of our family. If I were to list the elements that make our family what it is, I’d have to list the Church and the gospel of Jesus Christ as number one. They have had the greatest influence. Number two would be the farm, and music would be number three.

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Profundities

“Hey, Red, do you want to hear a profane joke?” Matt asked a fellow worker on his California construction crew.
Red looked startled. “Not from you!” he replied.

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Christmas at Wal-Mart

I went Christmas shopping Saturday with my wife. This is a thing that we do once annually. It’s a pretend date. I pretend to be cheerful, and she pretends that I’m fun to be with.

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Jamie

If one was to select the four most sobering, life-changing words in the English language, they might be the announcement of a wife to her husband, “I think I’m pregnant.”

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Hiking

Take any Kerns boy, set his feet on a trail, point him toward a mountain, and he’ll outhike any companion—human or equine.—Canine, too.

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School

My parents had a 7-year-old girl and a 5-year-old boy when they moved to Eastern Oregon in 1939. The only paved road was the main highway connecting the three communities in the valley.

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Canine Companions

Some people, principally those who are childless, become very attached to their pets. The pet takes the place of the child, and receives the love and attention that would have been lavished on the child.

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Scare-Mongering

One of the great recreations and pleasures of life is scaring the bejeebers out of friends and family. Some might consider this a perverted way to get one’s jollies; but the challenge and anticipation of inventing a really good scare, and the satisfaction and hilarious recountings of successful escapades can only be fully appreciated by true aficionados.

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Livestock (Geese)

Goats aren’t the only hand-me-down livestock that circulates through farm communities. Geese are another popular gift item. Ours came from a neighbor.

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Livestock (Goats)

Many of our family’s experiences are related to the various kinds of animals that have passed through our farm. At one time or another nearly every species of domesticated animal or bird has called our place home. Some of the less common creatures have been the cause of some of the most memorable experiences.

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Wildlife (Deer and Elk)

Our farm is home to many deer and is part of the range used by 150 head of elk. On fall evenings 25-30 head of deer can be counted in the field just below the house. After dark the herd moves into the yard and garden where they eat wasted vegetables, raspberry leaves, and fallen fruit. On moonlight nights one can sit in the darkened living room and watch the deer browse and play in the yard. Since they’re there every night, Annie generally ignores them or sleeps through their silent presence. We generally tolerate them, too, because they’re pretty and graceful and are just a part of living here. They don’t do much damage, except when one makes a summer visit and nips off all the kohlrabi plants.

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Wildlife (Skunks and Coons)

Other wildlife that affect our existence are skunks and coons. The skunks, being good mousers, are welcome as long as they behave themselves. The dogs can’t tolerate their presence, but eventually learn to leave them alone.

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Wildlife (Rodents)

The wildlife that Margie has zero tolerance for is rodents. She even tolerates obnoxious cats that prevent graceful exits from the house and which insist upon walking exactly where her next foot will be placed. They are tolerable only because their favorite food is intolerable. Mice in the house and gophers in the garden work a marvelous transformation on Margie’s calm, placid demeanor. For this reason her husband goes all out to catch any mouse whose presence in the house is detected.

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Wildlife (Birds and Cherries)

Margie was always very tolerant about Amy’s birds, cleaning up after them, and even feeding them while Amy was at school. Margie has always liked birds, but her toleration stops when birds invade her cherry orchard. Every July a major war is declared between Margie, on one hand, and robins, starlings and magpies on the other.

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Wildlife (Birds)

Amy’s acts of compassion toward critters have, in fact, rarely been appreciated by any of her human associates. Each year she’d tame the litter of kittens in the woodpile. The kittens would grow to be cats that would launch themselves at the screen door the moment someone opened the inner door. It’s disconcerting to open a door to be greeted by 10 flying felines hitting the screen yowling and clawing just inches from your face. It’s tiring to have to always exit your house kicking to keep cats from entering. It’s sad and disgusting to start the car on a cold day only to have it clunk loudly as the fan belt exterminates a cat that has crawled onto the engine block to enjoy the warmth.

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Wildlife (Snake)

Living as we do in a house full of imaginative kids, life stays on the exciting end of the spectrum. Sometimes the indicator needle even pegs over to the “wild” mark.
All of the wild life around here is not solely due to the kids, however. Some of the wildlife is indigenous. Usually, though it’s the kids who bring it home.

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Dating

A family rule was established early in our married life which stated that there would be no dating before the age of sixteen. It was a great rule. It eliminated lots of problems, was never resented by any of the kids, and was frequently used by the girls as a graceful way to say no to unwanted invitations from boys. Heidi used it a lot. “Thanks,” she’d say, “but I’m not allowed to date until I’m sixteen.”

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Windows

Our house is situated at the end of the road on a farm on the lower slopes of the Elkhorn Mountains. Eight thousand-foot-high Hunt Mountain rises from our back yard. It’s so close and so high that one can’t see the summit when sitting in the living room and looking out the picture window to the west. The window is 4′ x 8′ and makes a magnificent framed picture of a breath-taking mountain scene.

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Games and Activities

Imaginations are wonderful things, especially to children. With an imagination, a kid can be anything and go anywhere. The sky’s the limit. Multiply a kid’s imagination by nine and things start happening.

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Life with Nine Kids and No TV

Heidi’s health class was given the world’s dumbest assignment. For three weeks each student was to carry a 10-pound bag of sugar around everywhere he went. The sugar represented a baby. The exercise was to teach the young people what it’s like to have the responsibility of a baby 24 hours a day.

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The Ancestry of James E. Kerns

My ancestors emigrated from the various countries of Europe. They spoke English, Irish, Scotch, Dutch, German and French. Their languages demonstrate their different backgrounds, but little more can be said which would show one family as being very diverse from another.

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Making Do Without the Men

Following are two appropriate articles about our ancestors that I previously wrote. Marriage is a partnership of two equal halves whose sum is greater than one. The two partners working together can accomplish much more than the two could accomplish or become by working alone. Sometimes, however, our female ancestors found themselves alone, and had to rely upon their own strength and inner resources while their men were absent.

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Why Does It Matter?

I thought that this collection of ancestors’ stories and this book would be complete when I’d inserted the pertinent pictures. Yesterday, however, as I was praying, I was told by the Spirit that the book would not be complete until I’d told my own story and explained why these people are important to us. This book was written about our progenitors, but is written for my siblings, my wife’s siblings, and all of our posterity. My purpose in telling my own story is to bear testimony to our posterity so that they may begin to understand who they are and where they fit in this grand plan of life.

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Lucy Evelyn Waterbury Wight

Lucy Evelyn Waterbury Wight was born October 15, 1834 at Norfolk, St. Lawrence County, New York. She was the daughter of Solomon and Charlotte Post Waterbury. Her mother accepted the gospel and joined the church in New York about the time the saints started to gather for their move westward. Her father was not converted to the gospel, but because her mother was so anxious to come west with the saints, he agreed and was preparing to come when his wife took sick and died. At this time grandmother was 13 years old with two brothers younger. Although this was a great blow to the family, the father decided to carry out his wife’s wishes and come on with the children, but within two weeks, he became ill one night and died with no one there except his three children and the nearest neighbor one and a half miles away. One child was afraid to go alone for help while the other two stayed with the dead man, and one was afraid to stay there while the other two went for help, so grandmother closed (her father’s) eyes, straightened him out, and the three children sat there until daylight when they went for help.

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Life Story of Stephen Wight

It was the 7th of May 1820, in Henrietta (now a suburb of Rochester), New York, that a baby was born to Daniel and Mary Hewitt Wight and given the name of Stephen. Stephen was the 5th child in a family of seven.

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Stephen Wight

Stephen Wight was born the 7 May 1820 in Henrietta, Monroe, New York. He was the son of Daniel Wight and Mary Randall Hewitt, one of a family of three boys and four girls.

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Jorgen Christopherson Folkmann

Denmark, jutting out into the Baltic Sea north of Germany, is Europe’s oldest kingdom. Numerous finds and excavations indicate that Denmark has been inhabited for at least four thousand to five thousand years and possibly much longer. The country’s position at the entrance to the Baltic Sea, one of Europe’s oldest trading routes, going back to prehistoric times, favored early settlement here.

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Christopher and Maximiliana Folkman

My mother was born on Jan. 31, 1875 in Plain City, Utah to Christopher Olsen Folkman and Maximiliana Maria Olivia Lingvall. She was the fourth daughter born into a family of 7 children; six girls and one boy: Elea Maria, Caroline Emelia, Christiana Catharine, Elizabeth Maximiliana, Joseph Maximilian, Lewis Olsen and Louisa Frederica. Joseph and Lewis were twins, but Lewis died the same day he was born and Louisa Frederica died when she was 9 years old.

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Biography of Maxemelian M. O. L. Folkmann

Born 15 December 1842 Gotland, Sweden. Daughter of Lars Fredrick Christianson Lindvall and Anna Gertrud Kulin. She was converted and baptized a member of the L.D.S. Church 11 June 1864 in Gotland, Sweden. Her parents did not embrace the gospel. She came to America on the ship “John Bright” with other converts and went to live in the home of Christopher Olsen Folkman, eight miles northwest of Ogden, now Plain City, Weber Co., Utah 24 August 1868.

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Maxemelian Maria Olivia Lindvall Folkmann

Born 1842 Gotland, Sweden
Died 1899 Plain City, Utah
My Mother
Maxemelian Maria Olivia Lindvall was the daughter of Lars Fredrick Christiansson Lindvall and Anna Gertrud Kulin. Mother came to America on the ship “John Bright” in 1868. She came across the plains in Captain Hortin D. Haitts’ Company, leaving Laramie, Wyoming 27 July and arriving in Salt Lake City 24 August 1868. She baked all the bread for the emigrants across the plains, and walked the entire distance. She worked hard and endured much hardship as other Pioneer women did. She was the first of her family to join the Church. Because of her Mormon belief, the Preacher and her relatives with whom she lived treated her very cruelly. Her parents died when she was very young.

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Journal of C. O. Folkmann 1886

Christopher Olsen Folkmann was born Feb. 8, 1827 in Aaker Parish, Bornholm, Denmark, a son of Jorgen Christoffersen and Gjertrud Kristine Ipsen Folkmann. His father was by trade a blacksmith and supported his family by the labor of his hands. Christopher was the fifth of seven children, and the parents, who were members of the Lutheran Church, were Godfearing people and consequently gave their children a good religious training and showed them a good Christian example. In his childhood Christopher was by nature religiously inclined and read the Bible with great interest. He also received a good common education although the public schools of Bornholm, at that time, occupied a rather primitive place educationally.

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Journal

Christopher Olsen Folkmann was faithful about writing at least a line in his journal nearly every day. I have chosen to only extract the more interesting entries for inclusion in this book.—JEK

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The Bio. of Christopher O. Folkmann, Part II

This, the second book of my biography, I’ll start as we arrived in Salt Lake City, October 6, 1858. I was heartily welcomed by my friend and countryman Anders Beck, who welcomed me to his house, where I offered a prayer and thanksgiving to God who had protected me through the travel and I was happy in Zion, the meeting place of the saints and I asked the Lord that he would bless me in my new home that I could serve him in Zion and be steadfast in the faith until the end. We stayed in Salt Lake City for four days in which time we, namely Elea and I visited some friends and countrymen in the city, who welcomed us to Zion. We got our horses and wagons, which we had together with a company divided, where I got one pair of oxen, which I valued at sixty dollars and a cow, which constituted all I had. In spite of the fact that I had a debt of $200.00 for my trip.

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Christopher Olsen Folkman Death Notice

The passing of one of the oldest pioneers in Weber County occurred at 5 o’clock yesterday morning in the death of Christopher Olsen Folkmann at the home of his daughter, Mr. John S. Painter in Farr West. Demise was due to general senility. He had been in declining health for sometime, and his death was not unexpected. He was about 89 years old.

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The Bio. of Christopher O. Folkmann

Christopher Olsen Folkmann was born Feb. 8, 1827 in Aaker Parish, Bornholm, Denmark, a son of Jorgen Christoffersen and Gjertrud Kristine Ipsen Folkmann. His father was by trade a blacksmith and supported his family by the labor of his hands. Christopher was the fifth of seven children, and the parents, who were members of the Lutheran Church, were Godfearing people and consequently gave their children a good religious training and showed them a good Christian example. In his childhood Christopher was by nature religiously inclined and read the Bible with great interest. He also received a good common education although the public schools of Bornholm, at that time, occupied a rather primitive place educationally.

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James, Sr. and Clara Harrison Hunt

England, a monarchy, is a beautiful country of rolling green hills, rivers and lakes. Except for a few large cities, it is a country of small villages, each crowned by the village church steeple. This is the land where the Hunt family and its progenitors lived for generations. James Hunt was born 20 May 1850 in Derby, Derbyshire, England, to John Hunt and Elizabeth Milnes (Mills) and was christened in St. Peter’s Parish. His parents were members of the Church of England, and raised their children according to that faith. Nothing is known of his childhood. Clara was born 30 May 1849 to Isaac Harrison and Hannah Dore’ in Belper, Derbyshire. She was a small person with dainty features, light hair, and blue or grey eyes. Her early life is recorded in her parent’s story. James, who was living at Liverage Street in Derby as a young man, was a good elastic weaver having served a full apprenticeship when he was younger. Clara worked in a silk mill and also helped her parents in their newspaper shop. Both James and Clara had been taught to be thrifty and industrious.

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Life Story of James and Annie Hunt

James Hunt, Jr. was born 13 September 1872 in Derby, Derbyshire, England, to James Hunt, Sr. and Clara Harrison. His early years are recorded in his parent’s story. He was 10 years old when his parents decided to leave England in 1883 and emigrate to the United States. He grew to manhood in Plain City, Utah, where the family settled. Jim, as he was called, had attended school in Derby, but had to quit school when he was in the fourth grade and go to work as his father wasn’t very well. In later years he read many things and studied a lot. He wrote with a beautiful hand—self taught. He played a fiddle, but as he had never had a lesson, it was just for his own enjoyment.

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Annie Folkman Hunt

Christiana Catharine Folkman, called Annie Folkman Hunt, was born the 8th of November 1873 in Plain City, Weber County, Utah. I do not remember the house. Father’s name was Christopher Olsen Folkman, date of birth February 8, 1827, in Aaker, Bornholm, Denmark. His father’s name was Jorgan Christopher Folkman. Father’s mother’s name, Gytrid Kristen Ipsen.

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