Marjorie:  "What line of the calendar are we on?"

James:  "This is the 10th of March.  Fifty-three years ago on this date I was given the Melchizedek Priesthood and was ordained an elder.  Two years ago on this date I was ordained a patriarch.  In exactly one month, on the 10th of April, Eli is going to be married."

Marjorie:  "I hope I don't miss my hair appointment before the wedding."

James:  "When is it?"

Marjorie:  "I don't know.  I can't find the card."

James:  "I wrote it on the calendar."

Marjorie:  "Oh, good.  I'll go look."

James:  "Not that calendar.  The one in the music room.  You can go in there and look, but Isaiah is on-line doing companion study with his missionary district, so be aware that they'll see you as you walk by."

Marjorie:  "I'd better get dressed then, is that what you're saying?"

James:  "It might be a good idea."

Marjorie:  "If I went in there looking like this, in my bathrobe, they'll probably think he's doing his MTC in a rest home."