Bob has 36 candy bars.  He eats 29.  What does Bob have now?

Diabetes!  Bob has diabetes!

 

A limerick:

A dozen, a gross, and a score,

Plus three times the square root of four,

Divided by seven,

Plus five times eleven,

Is nine squared, and not a bit more.

(12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4) / 7 + (5 x 11) = (9 x 9) + 0